i guess i should stop saying things like this

While putting together a sandwich:

"My iphone has a pass code.  You'll never guess it... You'll have to go to college, to MIT, and learn how to break codes and how to travel back in time.  Then you can return to this moment, unlock my iphone, and reveal unto me my future."


She looks up, "There's something very wrong with you, Miss."

"One of the things that is wrong with me is this sandwich.  It's gross."

"Then. Why. Are. You. Eating. It?"

"Sometimes when you're an adult you have to do things you don't wanna do."