actual couple fights

from personal experience


is a silent fart louder than a far that makes a sound?,  the true meaning of the word "jihad", you were looking at that dude, you're drunk, sex, stop yelling at me, what if i threw your burrito out the window?, why are you stoned?, sex, sex, sex, you drink too much, you sucked 10 dicks, you made me step in vomit, the song "i believe i can fly", being lost while driving, you're drunk again, i forgot that i told you i loved you,  dots (the iphone game), who should recruit the girl for our 3some, you don't have my back, you talk too much, i can't take you anywhere, people from california are the worst, i can read your mind